wahh,

nicole kew ah,must put the story line till so dramatic one meh? okay people,i introduce you to the most ever retarded story and lamest story i've ever heard,here it goes,:D

once upon a time,a girl named Nicole Kew who is 9 YEARS YOUNG(that's what my mom thought eh) went for the JYJ showcase. And so,as lame or weird or retarded as i could get,CUT!!(eh,i haven't introduced you to my precious black book yet hor?) okay,before i start that whatever thing let me introduce you to my black book too! :P tehee,my black book. okay,this black book is really precious! :D it's a black book that's black and has pictures and stuffs in it,so yes. CONTINUE!! ......as lame or werid or retarded as i could get,i got this idea of lending the black book to Nicole for JYJ to sign,yes i know right? and so yes,she borrowed it,and of course i definitely missed it since the day the black book was gone. And so,after 3 days,i asked Ms. Kew,hey,how's my black book? i miss it! ): and un-expectedly she said this: (it's all copied from facebook yea?)

Nicole Kew:

lols. it is in very bad condition . i accidentally dropped it in the toilet bowl. and into a boiling pot of soup. but luckily i fixed it. and it looks exactly the same! (and im not being sarcastic, i seriously did it) ammm, and

about the toilet bowl. it was my toilet bowl. it was a public toilet bowl. (actually its a long story, so forget about it)

and im truly sorry . but who cares. cause i fixed it! i printed every single thing all over again. bought the same book. pasted everything back at the original place. every single thing is where it is suppose to be. AND it looks EXACTLY like the first ;)

so, yes. I hope you forgive me . love you lots.
ps. again, this isnt a lie. im not lying. *dun say im fooling you, cause im not)

사 랑 헤 요, 동 방 신 기! ♥
love,
Nicole :)

there you go,that's what she told me about the condition of the book. and of course,my reaction to it was definitely like sad and even though i was sad right,i still laughed like mad though,cause the story was seriously totally retarded,i mean fight until the toilet and in she goes into the toilet and plooop,her bag falls into the toilet bowl,and she said that the book flew out! :O flew? O.o haha,retarded lah you nicole kew! and ploop,you hear the water sound! :P okay,honestly i stunned for awhile after seeing what she wrote,and kept reading it for at least 3 times you know? 3 quality times!!! haha,okay. so yeaa,and one more. you know the before post that i posted the one specially for Nicole Kew?? that was the before effect! (i know you won't understand what before effect im talking about,but now you'll know it!) so here's the after one okay? :D (blah,i know im not making any sense,but whatever. :P) after a few hours,maybe 2-3 hours or so,she asked me to read her blog,and so i read it,and here's what i found! *jeng jeng jeng* wait,before i tell you the after thingy,i must tell you that i obviously like sort of disturbed her and tell her that i know it's not true and telling her that she owes me BIG TIME and so on,and so here's her reaction after me telling her that she owes me big,big,big time and even i posted it up as my status saying,Nicole Kew,you owe me big time,big,big,big time! and here's what she wrote in her blog,(she's scared,pfft :P) :

And yes, she knows that the boiling soup thing is fake. But she doesn't know about the toilet bowl thingy. And Jo, im telling you now in this very post:

that the whole thing is fake. I never dropped it in the toilet bowl. As if. My dear JaeJoong is inside ;)

And yes, I know your gonna kill me, Jo. Cause I'm telling all my readers whats in that book! :)

And you say I owe you big time even though if its real or not . Well, I'm sorry to say :P I don't . Wanna know why? Cause it took me a hard time to get that book there. My bag was as heavy as a rock.

SO, you have no rights to say I owe you big time ;)

사 랑 헤 요, 동 방 신 기! ♥
love,
Nicole :)

ps. i know your hating me now ;)